WTS Jaylow

Jaylow

Hey everyone! My name is Jaylow. My guild just disbanded and I'd like to join Amaranthian. My interests include priest-healing Fireside runs, Cream-Soda, and watching Lost with Droogan's mom.

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Timmeh

!
:D
^___^

Tigue (not verified)

Hi!

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Qyn

HAY JAY.

<3

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Vasya

I've never heard of "Lost with Droogan's mom", but it sounds like a very scary show.

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Qyn

Lost in Droogan's Mom.

Vas has a lot of siblings. D:

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Crazy Rambles

are you 375/375 yet in pownage?
we need some epic pownage crafted
REALLY wanna see a Warrior launched into Gruul's face doing the epitome of whirlwinds
1 Hit K.O. wtb
:p

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Sumul

Hello, Jaylow!

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Brian

What guild disbanded and why?

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Timmeh

I DEMAND ANSWERS!

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Brian

Brambles wrote:
are you 375/375 yet in pownage?
we need some epic pownage crafted
REALLY wanna see a Warrior launched into Gruul's face doing the epitome of whirlwinds
1 Hit K.O. wtb
:p

I'm confused, but I think your posts are getting more and more confusing as time progresses. I'd be interested to see how it develops (degrades) over a course of a year

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Crazy Rambles

Meh it actually may become less confusing over the year (the increased confusion caused by initiation processes) as you become accustomed to my random thinking (which would make MUCH more sense if the images in my head could be portrayed here as well, although their insubstantial forms would most likely not be applicable to computer data)

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Qyn

Good story, Bram.

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Bela

hehe....hiya Jay o/

Jaylow

Lost is only scary without Vasya's mom!

Micah

Jaylow wrote:
Lost is only scary without Vasya's mom!

See he's fitting in already.

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Vasya

That's what she said.

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Fazil


J.Lo is a he?!

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Qyn

Fazil wrote:

J.Lo is a he?!

He's pulling a Ben and using his real name (or combining parts thereof) as his character name, afaik it's not actually anything to do with Jennifer Lopez. >.> Of course Jay could respond himself and clear this up once and for all.

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Vasya

He just wants to Get Low.

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Fazil


How the eff do you find these things, Vas?

Oh, and Hello, Jaylow! I've seen your avatar when looking over Qyn's shoulder as he raids, but that's the sum total I know about you. What's your favorite cream soda? Have you tried Geek Beer? Have you had other relations with Vas' mom?

Tigue (not verified)

O_o What's Geek Beer?

Furiouso

Hello thar! We need new tanks in the guild, welcome!

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Fazil

ahem, sorry. g33k b33r.

It's a sister beverage to Bawls. I was informed about it when I bought a case o' Bawls at my local CompUSA last night. Apparently the staff had bought out the entire supply due to its tastiness and caffeinatedness.

http://www.bawls.com/g33kb33r.html

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Qyn

Ew, root beer!

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Fazil


I think you missed the important point of my statement there, Chris: you can buy CASES of BAWLS at CompUSA now! In every flavor!

<3 SysteMax.

Jaylow

A&W is right next to me... empty... alone... the bottle is imploding!

Jaylow

Hehe... Jay is my first name and low is the last three letters of my last name. It is also the state of health you have to be in before I pay attention to you!

Some guy at work started calling me Jaylow a few years ago. I used to be Superjay... those were the days when I was a little more mature!

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John

Woot! Hi Jay!

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15

Fazil wrote:

How the eff do you find these things, Vas?

he follows mainstream media.

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15

Ciarlin wrote:
Fazil wrote:

How the eff do you find these things, Vas?

he follows mainstream media.

and then he waits a few years to make sure it's totally obsolete before referencing it.

Tigue (not verified)

Ciarlin wrote:
Ciarlin wrote:
Fazil wrote:

How the eff do you find these things, Vas?

he follows mainstream media.

and then he waits a few years to make sure it's totally obsolete before referencing it.

Vas is just an old man already. He's nostalgic for his youth, which, due to his early aging, is only a few years ago.

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Vasya

Ah, the good days of my youth when I coAAAAHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

Jaylow

Tigue wrote:

Vas is just an old man already. He's nostalgic for his youth, which, due to his early aging, is only a few years ago.

How does early aging work?

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Fap

Vasya wrote:
Ah, the good days of my youth when I coAAAAHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

old age = uncontrollable skeeting?

O_O

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Vasya

Yeah dude.

Tigue (not verified)

Jaylow wrote:
Tigue wrote:

Vas is just an old man already. He's nostalgic for his youth, which, due to his early aging, is only a few years ago.

How does early aging work?

Living with me ;)

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15

Fap wrote:
Vasya wrote:
Ah, the good days of my youth when I coAAAAHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

old age = uncontrollable skeeting?

O_O

YAH TRICK YAAAHHHHH

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Trumby

Fazil wrote:

I think you missed the important point of my statement there, Chris: you can buy CASES of BAWLS at CompUSA now! In every flavor!

<3 SysteMax.


You've been able to for quite some time :P

Too bad the CompUSA's here closed <.<

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Vasya

That's because CompUSA is fail. Microcenter 4TW.

Jaylow

My town's electronic store is Walmart.

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Will

Hey Jay. What guild are you in now? Or what guild were you in if you've deguilded?

Tigue (not verified)

His guild disbanded...

Jaylow wrote:
My guild just disbanded and I'd like to join Amaranthian.

Jaylow

I was in a guild called Nocturnal. I was mainly in it to hang out with two people who I leveled up with. A lot of people recently left because of guild drama, including those two... so I bailed too. I wasn't really worried about a guild since I raided with Fireside.

So to me... Nocturnal has disbanded. It was just a social guild.

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Will

As soon as I wrote that post I remembered that it disbanded. Sorry.

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Fazil


I've always wondered about Nocturnal. Were there guild rules about playing in the daytime?

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Qyn

XD

Jaylow

Anyone caught playing during the day got a spanking!

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Crazy Rambles

but how would they get caught playing during the day time unless some1 else was doing that too?
then they both would bene from keeping quite...

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Fazil

Mutual spankings!

Sounds like a pretty kinky guild. :)

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Brian

Fazil wrote:
Mutual spankings!

Sounds like a pretty kinky guild. :)

We're lucky they are disbanded or it looks like someone might of left us.=P

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Fazil

Keroth wrote:
Fazil wrote:
Mutual spankings!

Sounds like a pretty kinky guild. :)

We're lucky they are disbanded or it looks like someone might've left us.=P

Nah, Ama is full of kinkiness. A large percentage of this guild would have enjoyed NCF Fetish Ball immensely. :)

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Narrative

Fazil wrote:
Keroth wrote:
Fazil wrote:
Mutual spankings!

Sounds like a pretty kinky guild. :)

We're lucky they are disbanded or it looks like someone might've left us.=P

Nah, Ama is full of kinkiness. A large percentage of this guild would have enjoyed NCF Fetish Ball immensely. :)

It's TRUE!

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Sumul

Hey Jay, your application was posted for review yesterday, and we'll be voting on your initiation on Friday. Some members of the guild are concerned that you didn't really take the application seriously. If you could fill out the application for real (in a way that suggests that you read about us and our recruitment and still like us), I'm sure it would help. You can send it to the same email address (applications@amaranthian.com), but post here once you've done that so that your application thread in our recruitment section can get updated quickly.

Jaylow

No problem... doing it now.

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Ariwyn

Hey Jay, Where are you from? What part of the world are you in?

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Vasya

His new, freshly submitted more serious application has all the answers!

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Sumul

Thanks!

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Crazy Rambles

Except where it is...oh wait...i need to search first

Jaylow

I live in the hot Texas! It is hot here... and it gets hot!

I guess I could tell you peoples a little bit more about me. I am a 25 Human Male. I am currently going to school. I will be done at Devry in two months. My major is Networking. I want to keep going to school after that and eventually become a math professor at a university. I work part time at Domino's here in Paris, TX. I only work four days a week at about 4 hours a day. I am in a lazy phase right now... and am enjoying it while it lasts. If I am not at work, then I am on my computer... and if I am on my computer, then I am usually playing WoW. I pretty much live in Outland... and I visit Azeroth every now and then for business, hehe!

I am really into music and shows. I am usually playing my shows on top of my WoW window! Nowadays I am addicted to Lost, Battlestar Galactica, The Office, Aqua Teen, Everybody Hates Chris, One Tree Hill, Prison Break, South Park, and more. I like all kinds of music, cept country. I am into movies, but it has been a while since one has impressed me. I can't wait for The Dark Knight.

What else... umm... my favorite carbonated beverage is Creme Soda!

And... I DO IT FOR THE HORDE, SON!!!

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Vasya

Jaylow wrote:
Everybody Hates Chris

Dude, how did you know about Amaranthian's secret name.

Jaylow

Janet told me.

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Vasya

XD

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Qyn

Words can hurt like a fist.

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Crazy Rambles

Vasya wrote:
Jaylow wrote:
Everybody Hates Chris

Dude, how did you know about Amaranthian's secret name.


?.?

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Will

Jaylow wrote:
I want to keep going to school after that and eventually become a math professor at a university.
!!!

Me too!

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Ariwyn

Dear Jaylow - you suck. Last night after you logged out I *HAD* to order pizza from dominos..the baby wanted it. It's one of the first REAL pregnancy cravings I've had and it's all your fault. I had to go online and see if we even had one..i didn't know if we did. Luckily the pizza was here in less then 20 mins.

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Qyn

D:

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Beth

I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE FLAVOR OF BAWLS!!!!!! This is exciting news, however, I've never seen them anywhere. I think the only reason our local QFC even carries Bawls is because Matthew and I buy like 6 at a time every week.

Also hello thar Jaylow!

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Qyn

It's root beer flavored though. Yeek! :x

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Fap

I went to my buddy's b-day party on friday and this asshole had a keg . . . of ROOT BEER! WTFX?! He drinks regular beer out of the bottle all night, and had a keg of ROOT BEER!!!

I need new friends.

Jaylow

I just don't know what to say about a keg of root beer. I thought of trying to respond with a funny story about a keg of Kool-Aid... but I just don't think I can top a keg of Root Beer!

What you do is you get your Root Beer keg going... hang out next to it at a party and act like you are drunk... then wait and see the expressions on people's faces when they don't get drunk. When they ask why it tastes like Root Beer... just tell them it is a special brew.

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You know... this post is not that funny. I just got through with my third and final FINAL for school. I am tired... I am not funny anymore... I haven't been playin WoW in a while, so I feel a little withdrawal... I think I am sleepy now... yes... sleepy... /sleep

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Qyn

Fap you need to concoct an alcoholic root beer.

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Ariwyn

Qyn - don't encourage him - he WILL attempt it - and probably triumph.

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Qyn

I encourage all mad science!

Tigue (not verified)

Fap wrote:
I went to my buddy's b-day party on friday and this asshole had a keg . . . of ROOT BEER! WTFX?! He drinks regular beer out of the bottle all night, and had a keg of ROOT BEER!!!

I need new friends.

A friend of mine got kicked out of Quaker boarding school for having a a keg of root beer and a stolen AV cart to watch a movie :P (I think Star Wars).

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Fap

Root beer is absurdly easy to make, and alcoholic root beer I think would be comparable. Hmmm . . . yes, yes I could do that. >: )

The only reservation I have is the horror stories of making schrapnel bombs when trying to make soda. If you don't refridgerate it in time they start exploding like crazy, and you end up with a closet full of sticky glass shards.

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Vasya

Grats on finishing your finals, Jay!

Micah

Qyn wrote:
Fap you need to concoct an alcoholic root beer.

Vodka + Root Beer......this works just fine for me. But I will mix vodka with just about anything (within reason cause i can just see the posts coming about this statment) and drink it.

Verisa

Yes, Texas is hot. Texas is very hot. I was there for two days (San Antonio) and then another day (driving to Dallas) -- in a U-Haul, with two kittens -- it was all very exciting and an experience I never want again. The trip was from San Antonio to Pittsburgh, from around 11 am on a Saturday to 9 am the Monday right after -- totally nuts. The sky in Texas is very pretty though, because there's lots of it. Still the 100+ heat in summer doesn't work for me. It's interesting that you can major in networking and not comp sci. Is the Dark Knight about Batman? And yes, cream soda is awesome.

Verisa

And I will not continue to mess up the sequence of postings by clicking the wrong reply. At least I think that's what I've been doing? Sorry all :). *is just so glad to be done with work for the week* I've been just staying up until about 2:30 in the mornings because of residual paper-stress and not being able to sleep, but gimme a week of kicking back and reorganizing my life a little bit and that should go away.

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Qyn

Micah wrote:
I will mix vodka with just about anything

Janet does the same thing. D:

Micah

Qyn wrote:
Micah wrote:
I will mix vodka with just about anything

Janet does the same thing. D:

Absolut 100....nuff said.

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Vasya

Vodka shots, kid. Get that mixed shit outta here!

Micah

Shots? Nonsense straight out of the bottle. I actually did that a few weeks ago in a drinking game with friends for about 15 secs, I don't remember must of the rest of the night.

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Vasya

You philistine Americans need to lern2drink properly.

Micah

I'm actually half italian and half scottish. Theres also a lot more to the evening that explains my behavior a little better but I don't have the time or the energy right now.

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Will

Give me a pickle Vas.

Tigue (not verified)

Will wrote:
Give me a pickle Vas.

Lemme get that jar for you ;)

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Qyn

I prefer Tequila to Vodka myself, Patron FTW.

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Fazil


There's cherry Bawls, Bef! It's mighty tasty, imho. We get it, and every other Bawls flavor, here because bawls is based in Miami.

And yes, I'm pulling a Verisa with this comment. ;)

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15

My fraternity is "dry" so when we decided to throw a keg party for rush in the house, we had to use a rootbeer keg. I got a lot of really bad looks from a lot of people. I guess they could smell the bacardi from like, a mile away.

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Vasya

Hahahaha. Also, Jay, as soon as the lazy GL gets off his ass and puts up the poll, you'll be uh, up for a vote.

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Fazil


A dry fraternity?

Oxymoron.

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15

Fazil wrote:

A dry fraternity?

Oxymoron.

Careful. You're in danger of perpetuating a stereotype.

Tigue (not verified)

Ciarlin wrote:
Fazil wrote:

A dry fraternity?

Oxymoron.

Careful. You're in danger of perpetuating a stereotype.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

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Vasya

XD

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Sumul

Hahaha

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Qyn

Ciarlin wrote:
Fazil wrote:

A dry fraternity?

Oxymoron.

Careful. You're in danger of perpetuating a stereotype.

Uh. Wait, you're saying there ARE dry frats?

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Fazil

Qyn wrote:
Ciarlin wrote:
Fazil wrote:

A dry fraternity?

Oxymoron.

Careful. You're in danger of perpetuating a stereotype.

Uh. Wait, you're saying there ARE dry frats?

I think Toast is saying that he's in danger of perpetuating a stereotype. ;)

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Crazy Rambles

i think the "honors" frats are generally dry
>>>ones that focus on civil service and study groups ect

Tigue (not verified)

Brambles wrote:
i think the "honors" frats are generally dry
>>>ones that focus on civil service and study groups ect

Yeah, I think so too.

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Fazil


I'm in Theta Alpha Phi. That's a...erm...well...dry-ish honors fraternity. It can only be so dry if you get lots of theatre people in one room.