They Fight Crime!

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Timmeh

http://theyfightcrime.org/

He's an unconventional bohemian gentleman spy with nothing left to lose. She's a warm-hearted insomniac detective who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

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Crazy Rambles

"She's an artistic belly-dancing lawyer prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!"
o.O
*pauses to think*
x.X

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Crazy Rambles

He's a one-legged gay shaman for the 21st century. She's a sarcastic motormouth snake charmer in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!

May be sequel to Xavier the lost angel show (blah hate that show though)

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Crazy Rambles

My RandOM gEnERAtor pays homage to this site now

Tigue (not verified)

Totally fun! Hehe, I made something like this with fortunes for class :).

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Fap

He's a globe-trotting shark-wrestling gentleman spy who believes he can never love again. She's a scantily clad French-Canadian nun with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

this thing is awesome

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Qyn

He's a benighted arachnophobic farmboy from the 'hood. She's a pregnant extravagent soap star with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

Micah

"He's a sword-wielding albino master criminal whom everyone believes is mad. She's a sarcastic winged politician on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!"

o.O

How can you be a master criminal and fight crime!?

Micah

*Double post*

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Qyn

Haha.

Micah

I had one that had "virginal nymphomaniac" as the descriptor for the woman too....good stuff.

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N8

He's a benighted umbrella-wielding sorceror with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm.

She's a hard-bitten Bolivian opera singer who can talk to animals.

They fight crime...somehow?

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Brian

He's a witless zombie master criminal looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins.

She's a strong-willed punk single mother living homeless in New York's sewers.

They fight crime!

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Will

He's a scrappy arachnophobic inventor with a passion for fast cars. She's a sharp-shooting goth museum curator who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

I swear I've gotten "Museum Curator" like 3 times...

...the menagerie is for guests only.

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Crazy Rambles

I always got "who knows about the secret alien invasion" one :(

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Qyn

Maybe that's because you were abducted as a child, Bram. :x

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Crazy Rambles

Hence my mental radar of flying machines? o.O

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Crazy Rambles

Bump....for procrastination's sake

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Qyn

>_>

My previous comment stands.