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Sumul

John!

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Vasya

Woo!

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Fap

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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15

congrats on being another year older sucker.

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Brian

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Tigue (not verified)

Happy Birthday!

Mike

Hmmm, its a good thing I didnt view this in class. I found out today that my professor can actually see what I am doing on every student's computer via some interesting eavesdropping computer software.

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Sumul

Why are you using every student's computer?

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Beth

It's time for some sluts....SPECIAL OLSEN TWIN POST-HALLOWEEN VERSION!!! (NSFW)

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/olsen-twins-halloween.JPG

Sorry, I'm bored of the glitter your way sluts. It's very hard to find sluts that are simply slutty, and not pornographic via google image search.

(I'll try to remember to edit it before I go to bed so none of you all look at olsen twin titties at work.)

Tigue (not verified)

After close scrutiny we've decided that must be photoshopped- all previous photos of the Olsens include much smaller boobs. Way to give false hope to John on his birthday, Beth.

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Qyn

Pst, Dragan. There are such things as A) puberty and B) boob jobs for teenagers

Tigue (not verified)

Qyn wrote:
Pst, Dragan. There are such things as A) puberty and B) boob jobs for teenagers

Pst, Chris. http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/olsen-twins/pictures/olsen-twins-picture-1.jpg

Same year...tiny tiny...

But! The search did find this scary forum topic as well: http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=167164

O_o

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Qyn

Same year but, A) puberty B) bulimia makes boobs smaller.

Tigue (not verified)

They can't be hitting puberty now - they're only a year or two younger than me...puberty != 20-21.

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Beth

yeah i don't know if it's real, but still, OLSEN TWINS SCANTILY CLAD. YOU KNEW THEM WHEN THEY WERE BABIES!!!

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Qyn

If their parents kept them away from hormone injected dairy and meat products they could hit puberty much later than everyone else.

Tigue (not verified)

Fun Fact: The Olsen twins are fraternal, and not identical, twins.

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Narrative

Birthday? Happy! But I have no sluts to give. Psad. With a psi.

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Will

I knew that a 12-post thread over-night had to include sluts somehow.

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N8

Happy Birthday John!

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Beth

Will wrote:
I knew that a 12-post thread over-night had to include sluts somehow.

If there is one thing this guild likes, it's sluts!

I try my best to provide.

Brizzle

I came for the sluts but i stayed for the HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN YOU SONOFAGUN

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Excalibur

Happy Birthday! zzz...

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John

Haha, thanks for the pornographic-themed birthday wishes! It was feeling entirely too wholesome.

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Fazil


The Olsen twins are going to end up on America's Most Wanted one of these days.