The Orange Box.

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http://www.whatistheorangebox.com/

I'm probably going to be 'Steaming' this at some point soonish. I was just going to buy Portal stand-alone but I've been looking at Team Fortress 2 and it looks pretty damn fun too. And if I'm going to buy both of those I might as well go for the box, eh?

http://www.whatistheorangebox.com/tf2.html

Check out the character trailers for TF2, A+. :)

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Oh, and the reason I'm posting this, other than the amusing trailers, is that if other people get TF2 we could all team up together and that would be SWEET.

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I loved the original Team Fortress. That game was balla as hell. I'd be totally up for playing some TF2 with you guys. Let me know if I should run out and purchase this :).

Mike

I am not usually the type for multi-player shooters. I tend to end up with a bullet in my head b/c I have trouble finding my way in these types of games.

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I'm pissed they aren't offering episode 2/tf2/portal in a box without HL2/EP1. What if you already have HL2 and EP1? <.<

That said I will probably be buying it anyway.

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Qyn

The box is $70 off the price of buying all the games separately, you're probably still saving money even though you have HL and EP1.

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Trumby wrote:
I'm pissed they aren't offering episode 2/tf2/portal in a box without HL2/EP1. What if you already have HL2 and EP1? <.<

That said I will probably be buying it anyway.

Brak is throwing a tantrum for you :P.

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Qyn wrote:
The box is $70 off the price of buying all the games separately, you're probably still saving money even though you have HL and EP1.

Oh I know, just seems like they would have done a box with just those 3 in it.

Tigue: He does that <.<

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I played a little TF2 but quickly realized I need to take time to figure out how everything works before I go and play with a bunch of random people online again who just shoot me a lot. I've never really been very good at those games unfortunately. The trailers are definitely great.

Matthew's been playing lots of Portal. Either HL episode 1 or 2 was hella bugging out on him though, some video drivers update or something made the sound start being wonky. I dunno. I'll direct him here.

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WTB Matthew.

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Qyn

Bought it. I've only installed Portal so far but it's a lot of fun. WTB more people with Team Fortress 2. >.>

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15

I beat portal on my 360 yesterday. That game is fun.

Let me know if any of you pick up the console version of the game so we can TF2 it up.

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Trumby

Console = lose. That is all.

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15

Trumby wrote:
My face = lose. That is all.

You're so emo.

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So I reinstalled the Orange Box and started playing Portal again and finished it last night. What a great game!

That is all.

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Qyn wrote:
So I reinstalled the Orange Box and started playing Portal again and finished it last night. What a great game!

That is all.

If you were playing it on 360 you could have extra fun achievements to shoot for. >_>

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Ciarlin wrote:
Qyn wrote:
So I reinstalled the Orange Box and started playing Portal again and finished it last night. What a great game!

That is all.

If you were playing it on 360 you could have extra fun achievements to shoot for. >_>

PC has those too.

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Beth

I find achievements to be the lamest thing ever. Except for the funny/silly ones. Otherwise completely lame.

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Fap

achievements make me feel like a man

also, i just bought the orange box. i haven't played it yet but i bet i'll love it.

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Fap wrote:
achievements make me feel like a man

also, i just bought the orange box. i haven't played it yet but i bet i'll love it.

just played through portal. seriously awesome and definitely the coolest credits i've ever seen.

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yori

i want to find that song!

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Qyn

yui wrote:
i want to find that song!

It's on the Orange Box Soundtrack.

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Beat HL2 and HL2:EP1...moving on to the next...:)

We should do some Teamfortress.

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Fazil wrote:

Beat HL2 and HL2:EP1...moving on to the next...:)

We should do some Teamfortress.

word. i'm working through HL2 right now. I'm on the coast part I think, with all the goddamn ant lions. I still can't believe it's four years old. It looks great still. I'm totally ignorant about TF2. Never seen it/played it/etc, but I'm down for the action : )

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Timosha was bugging me for my Steam id at one point, I assume for some TF2 action. We should get another person to at least have 2v2 teams.

I just got to Sandtrap in HL2, I'm enjoying the laser guided rocket propelled grenade launcher. :)

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15

I ended up playing through all of the single player campaigns again because it was a blast, but I spent way too much time playing TF2 last semester. Who here is actually playing it on 360?

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Ciarlin wrote:
Who here is actually playing it on 360?

:raiseshand:

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Qyn

Wait there are single player campaigns? I thought it was only multiplayer.

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Qyn wrote:
Wait there are single player campaigns? I thought it was only multiplayer.

I thought so too. maybe I'll have to pull it up and see what it's like in one player mode.

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Timmeh

Wtf single player.
Also, I'm still here, still wanting those steam accounts. I'm Timaster or something. Maybe Timaster735. in case Steam does email.

PS Everyone add WoW to your steam games (make sure you don't add the launcher, but the actual game), and then you can use Steam chat from WoW. Totally flippin' awesome.

Oh, and Vasya:
"Let me know if I should run out and purchase this :)." Yes, you should.

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Fap

i use ecksbocks so no steam account. i think my dad uses steam on his PC though. he's like spuddly or spuddboy or spudnick or spuddom or something.

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Will

He's Spud*.

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Vasya

Let me know if I should run out and fuck your mom :).

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15

When I say single player, I mean the other games in orange box. HL2, Ep1, Ep2, and Portal. Also, add me to your friends list fap.

Toast69420

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ToastStereotypicalFratboyNumbers

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Ciarlin wrote:
When I say single player, I mean the other games in orange box. HL2, Ep1, Ep2, and Portal. Also, add me to your friends list fap.

Toast69420

word up, i will. my name is Fapfapfapfapfap (faps 1 through 4 were taken)

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Vasya wrote:
Let me know if I should run out and fuck your mom :).

"yes, you should : )"

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15

I had to deal with customer service and the guy was like "ok what's your gamertag" so I had to try as hard as I could to not smirk and just start laughing while telling him "6. 9. 4. 2. 0."

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Qyn

My steam id is cmenglish.

And yes, Vas, you should go buy the orange box! We could get some hot 2v2 TF2 action going without having to deal with total fuckwads.

Timosha, I added you, your id was the 735 one, and Fap I tried to add you but couldn't, probably b/c Suxbox.

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Timmeh

"Last online: 3 days ago"
wtf chris

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Vasya

I got it today. My username is pointy111.

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Timaster wrote:
"Last online: 3 days ago"
wtf chris

Lies. I was on and you were listed as last being online "2 days ago" so yea.

Vasya wrote:
I got it today. My username is pointy111.

Yay! Did you get the whole thing? Or just Tf2?

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I got more than you could possibly imagine.

Timosha and I spent an hour or two playing TF2 online. I think it's relatively safe to say that 2v2 TF would be pretty boring. It's built to have at least like, 10 people per side.

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We should expand Fireside to TF2.

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[Fireside]Vasya

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My username is mazzikin. go figure. :)

(Done with EP.2, maybe halfway through Portal)

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Vasya wrote:
I got more than you could possibly imagine.

Timosha and I spent an hour or two playing TF2 online. I think it's relatively safe to say that 2v2 TF would be pretty boring. It's built to have at least like, 10 people per side.

2v2 is at least twice as good as 1v1.

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Yeah, 1v1 would just be sadness. I think if we want to play something with only 4 people or so, we should play either on the same team, or something where you can do Free-For-All(i.e. not TF).

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Yea the Orange Box sucks, I sold mine. Vas you should get a DS so we can do online multiplayer Mario Kart.

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Timaster wrote:
PS Everyone add WoW to your steam games (make sure you don't add the launcher, but the actual game), and then you can use Steam chat from WoW. Totally flippin' awesome.
Just in case someone's going to try this at some point in their lives, I didn't realize that you have to open WoW through steam each time for this to work. Which isn't difficult, but maybe an extra 5 seconds if it's on your quicklaunch bar.

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I have a DS! Also, I'll own you in Mario Kart.

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Qyn

Whoa really? Shit I need to get Mario Kart then.

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Vasya

Haha, me too >_>. I just borrowed it from a friend for a while.

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Qyn

So, Me, Vas, Timeh, Rew, some TF2 tonight? Anyone else have TF2 (or want to download Steam for free and buy TF2) and want to join us? Non-Xbox users only, unfortunately.

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I'm down.

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Fap

DISCRIMINATION

...anyone with xbox live arcade and TMNT let me know : )

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Vasya

My brother said it best, I think: the reason why they don't have Xbox and PC players playing together is because the PC players would just destroy the Xbox players with the superior keyboard/mouse interface.

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Vasya wrote:
My brother said it best, I think: the reason why they don't have Xbox and PC players playing together is because the PC players would just destroy the Xbox players with the superior keyboard/mouse interface.

true. i need a usb keyboard/mouse for my xbox so i can survive online

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Fazil

I'm booked tonight, but later in the week is great. You guys test everything out and pwn me when I get to play, Kay?

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Trumby

I'll play with you guys when I go to graveyard next week. SteamID is Trumby, of course.

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Sumul

Have you guys played much TF2 together yet? I think I want to get it and play with everyone, even though that means rebooting into Windows.

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Only a couple of times, unfortunately, Sumul. If you joined there would be more of us! :D

(Your Mii helped me beat Janet at baseball yesterday, go you! ;)

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Timmeh

I can't play until I get my compy back :(
Which is like 2 weeks away.

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Qyn

We've played games together on various servers. If we had 6 people we could almost field our own team and that would be pretty sweet. :) We'd have to come up with an Amaranthian spray! Spray painting flowers everywhere in TF sounds like good times. XD

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^^; I've been meaning to buy the orange box for a while, got UR III and Bioshock(only 25$ for the PC ver) recently, (and STALKER some time last year), and I guess Turok is only for PS3 and 360 right? no comp ver for that? (those old N64 games were really fun, Armorines Project Swarm was interesting too, Jet Force Gemini too) bleh I'm ranting but still hope to get the OJ box soon

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Fap

Orange Box is the best game buy ever. Just beat all of it and now I want more HL!!

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In my early years as a gamer I used to watch my friend play and was amazed at the first HL, can't w8 to get the OJ box!

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You should get it, Brambles, then we will have more converts for some mad hot TF2 action.

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Timmeh

Yay mad hot TF2 action!
Have you guys been playing without me?

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Qyn

No, I haven't played TF2 since that last time you and Vas and Rew and I played.

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Trumby

I play almost every day <.<

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Timmeh

XBox?
ufale

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Fap

i wish i could play tf2 but no one uses ecksbocks b/c h8rs.

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Qyn

For those of you who haven't played Portal yet, WTF OMG NUB, play it.

http://www.wowinsider.com/2008/02/11/why-look-a-weighted-companion-cube/

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Qyn wrote:
For those of you who haven't played Portal yet, WTF OMG NUB, play it.

http://www.wowinsider.com/2008/02/11/why-look-a-weighted-companion-cube/

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Fap wrote:
i wish i could play tf2 but no one uses ecksbocks b/c it costs $300.

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Trumby

I play it on PC...because 1: I don't have an xbox. 2: shooters on consoles = lame. 3. Something that will make toasteh angry about consoles sucking.

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Hmmm the one good thing about consoles is when u panic you dont go on as much of a frist as on the PC, on a consel that battle with my first bloodsucker on STALKER and that guy in the foggy room where the creepy guy appears behind you in bioshock
Hmmm those statements didnt seem creepy at all...meh I thin FPS are best on PC and 3rd PS are good for consoles

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frist? eh?

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Fap

Trumby wrote:
I play it on PC...because 1: I don't have an xbox. 2: shooters on consoles = lame. 3. Something that will make toasteh angry about consoles sucking.

true. all of it. if my dad hadn't have given me an xbox out of guilt i would have probably bought the orange box on my computer, but after getting a free xbox elite for the price of a forcibly sold wii this whole cascade of events happened. new tv for xbox, game binge, etc.

also "Aikiwoce spotted this dead ringer for a certain object that rhymes with 'freighted D'Artagnan noob'" XD

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Timmeh

PEESEE!!!
Must play w/u then.

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Beth

We still haven't gotten Xbox Live because we're STILL bitter about the Xbox not shipping with wireless. Matthew refuses to pay $100 for a wireless converter thing. All our friends who have Xboxs live in smaller places where an obnoxious cord is not so obnoxious. I am cracking, and think I may just fucking buy the damn thing at some point. I really want to get more Rock Band songs and rock out with friends in different parts of the country.

We've had the damn thing since this past fall and we still only play Rock Band on it.

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Timmeh

I bought a PS2, GH, and GH2, about a year ago.
I still haven't gotten any other games for it >_>

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Whismoon wrote:
STILL bitter about the Xbox not shipping with wireless. Matthew refuses to pay $100 for a wireless converter thing

You already bought the thing, might as well just hand your wallet over to M$. >.>

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lol, in a creepy sorta way

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XD

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so when i get back home for the summer i need to get the OJ box and SSBB then get online and game w/ the amaranthians! (they have guild/clans in Team fort 2 right?)

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Yea, you can have teams with logos (sprays) and whatnot. We haven't quite gotten to that point yet though.

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Timmeh

By the way, I'm totally at Vasya's house now. Which means I can totally play TF2 now!
And it means I'm reunited with Portal. ^_____^

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Qyn

Plush Companion Cubes now back in stock!

http://store.valvesoftware.com/

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Fap

FUCK YES

I want one for my birthday : D

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Fap wrote:
I want to fuck one for my birthday : D

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Qyn wrote:
Fap wrote:
I want to fuck one for my birthday : D

....was it that obvious? :X

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Timmeh

Awww!

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I put mine in the incenerator, but the plush ones need nuclear fission in order to be destroyed :D no more companion cube being lost (unless a portal to the sun is opened)
also not sure if it is fusion or fission that is accurate for the statement above

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Fission

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kk thnx

Tigue (not verified)

100 posts on a thread!

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woot! OBX ftw!

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I, uh, may have also ordered the danglers. If you know what I mean.

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I believe "fusion" would be the correct nuclear reaction, if you're talking about the sun.

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kk, yeah fission is the splitting of atoms and produces some energy but fusion has a greater energy potential right?

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Killface

Right.

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Timmeh

So guys, let's play sometime soon or something.
:D?
I imagine today is "omfg 2.4" day, but this week would be nice.

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Fap

I wanna play : (

everyone needs to go buy an xbox. now.

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Qyn

Fap, it's 2.4 day. We're all busy playing new exciting content, except you! >_>

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HATER

You know, I almost called into work today (b/c sick) and installed WoW (b/c miss). I actually called my supervisor but he didn't pick up so I went to work. You guys ALMOST went "WTFAP?!"

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XD

Come play FAP.

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Qyn

Hahaha. Seriously. You can get so many epix without raiding these days! You should come check them out.... /purpletrain

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Fap

your kara group is what's attracting me. wtb raiding : )

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Kara also = 22 badges for a full clear (as opposed to like 3-5 badges from a heroic 5-man) and there's a lot of stuff you can buy with badges.

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Fap

um. want.

want.

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I didn't find any good leather tank gloves from badges though
does kara drop anything like that?

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Qyn

http://www.wowhead.com/?item=29097

T4 druid tank gloves, tokens drop from Curator.

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Sumul

These are the gloves you're supposed to have when you start tanking Kara. Or arena gloves would work too.

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Sumul wrote:
These are the gloves you're supposed to have when you start tanking Kara. Or arena gloves would work too.

kk I'll go to shadowmoon and do that chain of quests so I have them by fri (will also have to make another glove reinforcement to put on those)

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Trumby

You people and your thread derailing. You would have killed a lot of people if this were the train I was on this morning! <.<

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Qyn

Derailaranthian.

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Timmeh

http://timaster.googlepages.com/1212724064596.jpg

I really want to play some TF2 now.

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Vasya

That's hilarious and insanely disturbing all at once.

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Fazil

Oh, that is fantastic. <3 Eeyore. I can just hear the TF2 preview theme in the background too. :)

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Qyn

Best.

TF2 comic.

Ever.

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Fazil wrote:
<3 Eeyore

That makes a lot of sense :P.

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Crazy Rambles

sweet comic...wtf i still don't have the OJ-box....need to get FF X and play that again, as well

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Qyn

Excellent tutorial video for the Spy.

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Timmeh

Jesus christ that's amazing. <3

The only technique I've ever used with Spy, which I've never seen anyone else talk about but that works very well, is walking backwards while disguised. No one expects the enemy to be walking backwards at them =P

Then, once you're behind them, just stabby.

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stabby stabby!

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Qyn

Rofl, Tim. Hilarious!

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Crazy Rambles

I like watching Zerglings tear up my enemies...

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Qyn

Brambles Everroot wrote:
I like watching Zerglings tear up my enemies...

Nice try Bram but no derailing this thread!

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Will

Hey Vas.

Play Portal.

/rerail

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Will wrote:
Hey Vas.

Play Portal.

/rerail

Good luck w/that.

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Vasya

zzzzzzz. I reinstalled both of my computers this week. Once I get them set up straight, my next project is finally completing that file server, so I can consolidate my music in one place. Once that's done I'll probably play some computer games, be it Unreal 3 or Portal or WoW.

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This unreal 3 game...I'm unimpressed :(
Run&gun should really only be on consuls

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Qyn

Brambles Everroot wrote:
This unreal 3 game...I'm unimpressed :(
Run&gun should really only be on consuls

Fail.

FPS on consoles are like WebTV.

WHY?!

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Vasya

Brambles, I can't believe you actually just said that...

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Crazy Rambles

Well bioshock, and STALKER are good on PC, but many FPs work nicely on Consuls
ie: Timesplitters
meh, i mainly just got bored w/ UR III really quickly

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Qyn wrote:
FPS on consoles are like WebTV.

WHY?!

Worse, actually. The ratio of people with a TV to people with broadband is much higher than the ratio of people with a console to people with a computer. And they're also just worse.

/hate console FPS >:[[[

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I never could deal with console shooters. The controllers, the screens, the dumbed-down interfaces. blargh.

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Consuls had much more flow than Pc ones though, made for more rhythmic fighting using the dual analogue for movement and aiming
SOCOM was beautiful and quite challenging (the first and second) online and, compared to UR III the style of combat was much more engaging, instead of just running at the enemy and blasting the heck out of em one had to choose their fights, spend minutes stalking another player, setting up a nearly flawless trap, or, in the heat of battle, having to pull a rambo and hopefully taking out one or more enemies
Timesplitters was mroe of an arcade game with a bijillion features, mroe or less run and gun,
but with a mapmaker that has gradually been evolving,
characters that span time periods, dimensions, and genres,
challenging maps that require precise aim and knowledge of all the enemies
and a disco-dancing cortez <.<
The PC has the power to create games that are boundless in potential, but all in all it's the game developers that have the say in how good a game is (and what good means)
Both PC and consul have great shooters, RPGs, and whatnot
plus have varying styles dealing with the gameplay and mechanics
but neither PC nor Consul are the entirety of the game's essence

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Fap

lol @ blargh. I'll have to use that more.

I like FPSs on PCs (like most everyone else) but if the control in the game is good (and sensitive) and I'm playing a one-player campaign then I don't mind the console at all. Actually, in some ways I prefer it because Couch + HDTV = awesome comfort

Micah

I play shooters on both PC and consoles. I've played Halo 1-3 on the consol, and 1-2 on the PC. Also a large number of the Rainbow Six series for both. Also the occasional solo game like Bioshock. I prefer the PC control/aiming systems to that of the console, but for online play I find that the % of people modding/hacking/altering the PC version of the game always gets to the point of ridiculousness. It happens on consoles but not in the same quantity. I would not play Bioshock on anything but my 360 though, 46" Bravia and my super comfy chair trumps 22" computer monitor and computer chair every single time.

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I'm right at the end of HL2 EP2, holy crap so much craziness. I won't go into details because don't want to spoil anything but AHHHHHHHHH.

That is all.

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ok...some1 jsut coD Orange box to me or something....im failing at buying it on my own :x

Micah

Brambles Everroot wrote:
ok...some1 jsut coD Orange box to me or something....im failing at buying it on my own :x

I saw it used at Gamestop the other day for like $35.

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Qyn wrote:
I'm right at the end of HL2 EP2, holy crap so much craziness. I won't go into details because don't want to spoil anything but AHHHHHHHHH.

That is all.

best. ending. ever.

I can't wait for Ep 3, which was teased at E3 I think. There was a piece of concept art released or something.

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I'll get on that when i have the energy to online order it...pester me in game to increase my energy i guess <.<

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Ninety

If you sweet talk me a little, I'll drive you to Wally-world...

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Crazy Rambles

caramel apple, candy cane, airheads, starbursts, Hershey's milk chocolate?

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Qyn

4 second speed run of Portal level 14. It's pretty funny that they left in the ability to totally bypass some levels.

"Someone just got 3 pieces of cake, that's what happened."

XD

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So uh, there's a free TF2 weekend this weekend.

Quote:
To give all gamers a chance to check out the new gameplay introduced in "The Heavy" update, Valve will be running a Team Fortress 2 Free Weekend via Steam, a leading online platform for the delivery and management of PC games. The Free Weekend is open to gamers the world over and scheduled to begin Friday, August 22 at 11 am PDT.

I also have 3 guest passes to give out to people. Which means like, we should play this weekend. And stuff. For free.

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Qyn

Oshits.

How do you get guest passes? If it's from paying for something I probably have some. :x We should get a big-ass team together for the weekend!

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Timmeh

No idea, but it keeps bothering me about my guest passes every now and then.

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Qyn

Haha.

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Timmeh

FREE

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Qyn

Atari 2600 Portal...uh....port. ^^

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Timmeh

Holy shit. Chrome doesn't have <blink> tags!!!!!!

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Timmeh

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Vasya

HAHAHAHA. That's fucking awesome.

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15

HAHA. God that's amazing.

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Crazy Rambles

cool--
<3 the US Hadokens Japan part

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Qyn

Portal Prelude (fan mod) is out!

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Timmeh

So I was looking at the TF2 blog and I noticed this:

Major Updates wrote:
A Heavy Update (8/19/08)
The Pyro Update (6/19/08)

10/19/08 is in 6 days!
Maybe!??!!?

PS Also, that blog has totally awesome things on it for people interested in like, knowing how the game works.

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Beth

Qyn wrote:
Portal Prelude (fan mod) is out!

That is some mad dramaz on that there developers' blog.

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Timmeh

So I'm playing prelude, and it kinda sucks. Discuss.

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Also:
http://www.reliableexcavationdemolition.com/
http://www.buildersleagueunited.com/blu.asp
Though RED is defense, which makes this kind of suck and be backwards.

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Timmeh

http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/
Scout update soon! The time to buy is now.

(hopefully this will be received with more excitement than my previous 5 posts :S)

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Crazy Rambles

Do they get banana peels and blue shells eventually?

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Qyn

I dunno why, I just never got very into TF2. I used to love games like UT when playing with coworkers. The whole online play thing gets pretty tiresome for me though. At least in WoW you can get away from the retards by going and doing your own thing.

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Qyn wrote:
At least in WoW you can get away from the retards by going and doing your own thing.
I had that frustration too, but I realized that in TF2 you can still do that with most of the classes. You can rack up a billion points as spy or sniper without ever cooperating with your teammates. Even as a medic, sometimes you only need one other player to uber and you can make the win. Though if you were playing Heavy or Engineer, then yeah. Those pretty much fail entirely without other people around to help.

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Qyn

Yea that's a good point. I should probably try TF2 again at some point.

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Timmeh

http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/

Post-patch sale! 50% off! Just 10 bux! The new update is awesome btw!

BRAMBLES, BUY IT. Cause I won't be playing Left 4 Dead until I get 22 achievements anyway :S (Though I'm at 12, more than halfway through one, and 4/5 of the way through another. So it'll take like another day.)

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Crazy Rambles

Ok
but this'll be the last spending on games for a while! (I'll need moneyz for foods and such still this semester!(
Well at least until March

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Crazy Rambles

Ok purchased and installing!

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Timmeh

http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2293 <-- made me rofl

I don't get what the point of cheating to unlock achievements is. You get to not learn your class, and are handed 3 extra weapons that you have no idea what the fuck to do with, making everybody on earth hate you. Fun!

http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2262 <-- "the missive directly below this one"

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Yeah cheating in a multiplayer game is like killing peasants with an air raid.
Except for using the "fuN" cheats in games that warp the gameplay to a new and interesting level (like the waterfall cheat in Timesplitters which makes the whole world look like the Matrix-vision!) then there is really no reason to play the game with cheats. Yeah there may be a certain boss that one cannot for the life of them be able to beat, but isn't all the better once you do manage to overcome them?
This reminds me of the people who managed to cheat on SOCOM and makes me wonder what's appealing about running around with an improved rate-of-fire weapon and immortality?

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Yeah, I love using cheats for single player, if only because watching AI try and figure out wtf you're doing when you noclip around them is the best thing ever >_>

In other news, I got the last item last night! It's kind of stupid and useless! Yay! It makes you invincible for a few seconds, but you can't use any items or pick up intelligence, and you're really vulnerable right afterward.

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Crazy Rambles

o.o
That's not too good
also where does one find out how to unlock items?(and what those items are)
Or is it just after completing a certain achievement?

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Timmeh

You get them for unlocking the Milestone achievements for the classes that have them (Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout), and those in turn you get for getting a certain number of achievements (10 for Milestone 1, 16 including Milestone 1 for Milestone 2, 22 including Milestones 1 and 2 for Milestone 3).

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Timmeh

Steam Weekend Deal - The Orange Box 66% Off

JUST FYI

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Crazy Rambles

D:
Argh! I gotta resist! Need to save money to feed my stomach (demon)/tape worm! (seriously three meals just isn't enough! I need like 2~5 snack periods too! Actually, I'll get a bit right now...QQ high metabolism)

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Trumby

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Qyn

Best tag line ever.

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Crazy Rambles

I still need to access all the other weapons!
Maybe I should play more (and know what I need to do to access them?)

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Trumby

Bram, you can look in the achievement page and it will tell you.

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Crazy Rambles

Maybe i need to interrogate it then b/c I'm having trouble...eh I'll just try harder.

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Haha, that's epic!

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Yea it is, I just saw it via Kotaku and was about to come post. Trumby is too fast! (which is wss)

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Fazil

Mebbe we should TF2 tonight.

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Qyn

I would be down for some TF2 this evening. >_>

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Qyn

This is a long-ass thread...just browsed back through.

Best.

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Crazy Rambles

i'll try to get on TF2 too! But I think the only Steam ppl I have are Trumbs and Tim, so I'll have to play Spy and get you guys too.

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John

I wonder if this is the longest-running thread we've ever had?

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Trumby

I'm up for some tf2 tonight. If any of you don't have me on your steam, my ID is Trumby

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Vasya

Give me a text for some TF2, and I'm down.

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Qyn

Bram you can friend me, it's cmenglish at gmail dot com.

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John wrote:
I wonder if this is the longest-running thread we've ever had?

I think it is, on these forums at least.

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Also, Faz, Trumby and I are on Steam ready for TF2 whenever. If you don't have me on you friends list see previous posted email for addink.

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Qyn

And now we're done. Got a little headache from FPS action. :X

Bram what's your steam account address/name?

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Trumby

Pfft you guys weren't on for very long. ZZZ @ my computer for making me angry.

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Crazy Rambles

i'm omw! (had a friend over w/ GF problems, so we ran through Scholo to take his mind off of it)

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i'm BramblesEverroot I added you guys thanks to Sir Trumby!
Also I saw something on Vas's called "No Heroes" I got invite too but don't know what it is...can anyone explain?
EDIT (for Ciarlin's sake so I don't make another independent post): So, iirc the one application for someone or another was the longest on, actually revealing that the ama forum could go to a second page...but this one will probably overlap it in time. (come on, let's get some L4D going too! Too bad they didn't have a multiplayer portion to Plants vs. Zombies...although i'm sure there is one on StarCraft or WarCraft III by now.)

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Qyn wrote:
John wrote:
I wonder if this is the longest-running thread we've ever had?

I think it is, on these forums at least.

I poked around on the old forums a bit, didn't see anything that had this longevity or even number of posts. The derek drama threads never fail to entertain, though.

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Oh man. Derek drama. That's good times and great oldies.

This threads longevity can be attributed to the fact that any time people have something to say about any of the Orange Box games (and often about Steam or Valve in general) they tend to find this thread and post their new stuff in it rather than start a whole new thread about, say, TF2. I think that's kinda interesting.

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15

diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Timmeh wrote:

lolz

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Qyn

lolz!

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John

Interesting, Russia starts in blue and ends in red.

Hadoken for the win. North Korea can do that now, it'll just be Dan's weakass version.

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Crazy Rambles

Haha. The Jarate page is pretty amusing!
http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm

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Timmeh

"With its rosewood grip and likeness of your enemy’s mother (please send photo) engraved on the barrel, the Ambassador is eight motherloving pounds of steel your enemies won’t want to negotiate with."

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Best thing is that the Spy truly will have a photo of you mom laying around. Too bad the photos smudge when exposed to the jar-kicking action of the Jarate!
(Also, any idea on when they are gonna make the Medic and Pyro videos? Those seem like they'd be pretty amusing.)

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Fap

i should probably play tf2 someday.. too bad i'm scared of multiplayer when i have no posse

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Vasya

If you weren't on xbox, you could totally just holler and Tim and I would play with you.

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Crazy Rambles

And me! (wait--Xbox can't play online with PC?)

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Fap

no, i dont think it can b/c key board and mouse would pwn a controller. my computer is so old now that i would be surprised if it would run any game at all. besides fallout 2. and my sega emulator. GO PHANTASY ZONE!!

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I would also play if I wasn't out every time Vasya texted me. >_>

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Fap, I'll play with you! I gave my friend the orange box for 360, and I'll be staying at his house for a while. I'm not much of a posse, admittedly, but you should totally play cause it's amazing.

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Qyn

Oh right PC people can't mix with Xbox people......zzzzzz.

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Timmeh wrote:
Fap, I'll play with you! I gave my friend the orange box for 360, and I'll be staying at his house for a while. I'm not much of a posse, admittedly, but you should totally play cause it's amazing.

Well, including your security guards you're a posse, Mr. President! :p

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Hahah!
I wish there was a way to change gamertags. My friend's is totally lame. Is there a way to make a named guest account or something? Then I could be PBO on xbox live too.

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Fap

you can create a bunch of xbox sign-ins on an xbox, and freely swap between them.

my buddy is borrowing the orange box right now. i'll see if i can get it back before you leave. he used to be more of a gamer but now he'll only play madden. i'm really glad to hear that he's enjoying half life, but he's so used to playing one game and being amazing at it that whenever he encounters something challenging he just gets mad and turns it off instead of trying to get past it, so i may have it back soon.

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http://www.teamfortress.com/
"Those of you worried that you're missing prime exam-studying time right now, keep in mind you're now participating not only in the bloodiest war Team Fortress 2 has ever seen, but the bloodiest battle, ever, of all time. I don't want to oversell how big this is, but I am not exaggerating when I say that this war can be seen from space. If a prospective employer isn't impressed by reading that on your college transcript, watch out—you might be applying for a job as a five-year-old girl."

Soldier vs Demoman! :o

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Fap

dude, i own the orange box and still have never played this. i'm a huge pussy.

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Crazy Rambles

Zomg! I've been missing this!?!?! To the rocket launcher!

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Vasya

Yeah dog, Demos are goin' down.

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Crazy Rambles

I killed 24 (26?) today! I think the demos only got me 15 times, maybe 10?

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Also, Chris, they're either making or have already made a practice level with like bots and stuff. So now you can practice without huge amounts of people way better than you laughing at your face.

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Soldier wins in a 1v1 with demo given moderately good play from both sides, so I think it's kind of biased for soldier (hence why he's winning by a bunch). Soldier is way way way cooler though, so that's alright :D
And yeah they made a level with bots running around. I haven't actually tried it yet but it's supposed to be pretty customizable and stuff. :D

And Brambles it's only been a couple of days since the announcer comic went up.

BRB KILLIN SCOTSMEN

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Qyn

Eh, I've long since uninstalled TF2. Sorreh.

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Qyn wrote:
Eh, I've long since uninstalled TF2. Sorreh.

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yori

what ever happend to left4ded...i still want to play that >_>

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Qyn

Isn't L4D2 out already?

Also, this is like the biggest thread on the forum.

Valve needs to get busy with a bunch of great new games to release in an all new colored box collection.

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yori wrote:
what ever happend to left4ded...i still want to play that >_>

I play l4d2. Haven't played tf2 in at least 6 months.

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Timmeh

I haven't played l4d since college started. Maybe like twice. D:

Also, sup claymore http://www.teamfortress.com/demomanupdate/index.htm#item_1

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Crazy Rambles

Yep! I'm excited to stat playing at the Brave Heart Scotsman soon!

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Timmeh

ohhey, free weekend for the update
+ new rocket launcher for the soldier
woo!

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Crazy Rambles

It looks epic!
Also this picture from Garry's Mod is reaching the epitome of goofy. XD

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Qyn

Sup, G.

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The soldiers won! Now to celebrate with our new boots and pillaged ale!

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Timmeh

Free weekend ends tomorrow, noon PST. 50% off until monday! 10 bucks for best multiplayer FPS ever? Buy it, just so you have it :P

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Crazy Rambles

New medigun! Now all it needs is the ubercharge!

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Fap

My friends and I in the biomedical engineering program at ASU all clustered around a lap top the other day to watch this. I think this is amazing, and I'm totally pissed that I didn't invent it. Fucking 4 days to treat severe burns, and no visible scarring! I can't even understand how badass this is, and how simply implemented it is.

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Qyn

That is fucking amazing. Although I'm wondering why we didn't get any burn shots of the police officer prior to being treated by the skin gun.

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Fap

http://kotaku.com/5750108/stem-cell-shooting-gun-heals-massive-burns-in-days

I don't know if its the same video, but I'm pretty sure the bubbly hand is his.