Understanding WoW using Super Mario Bros.

Furiouso

http://www.cracked.com/blog/understanding-the-world-of-warcraft-using-super-mario-brothers/

Quote:
When you tell 25 people to go to The Caverns of Time, seven of them don’t know what that is, two of them aren’t playing anymore, one fell asleep in his pizza, two have to drive their kids to therapy, one tells you to shut the fuck up, four are rebooting their computers, one is getting kicked off by his parents, two are lost foreigners who thought this was the train station, one is pressing enter on the same Chuck Norris joke over and over, two of them tell everyone to go to three different places and one is your girlfriend bitching at you about how much this sucks.

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Vasya

Hahahaha, I started out wondering why this sounded so much like Seanbaby. It IS Seanbaby! =D

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Vasya

Hilarious XD.

Warcraft players fail in directions you never thought possible.

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Qyn

Won't load for me.

lolz.

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Vasya

I don't know if it's related, but Chrome has been giving me a horrible time lately. It loads much faster and easier in Firefox for me.

Furiouso

I use Safari mostly now. Dunno why it's not loading, worked fine on Firefox at work and on Safari at home. Anyway, funny, sad and true.

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Crazy Rambles

rofls!
Greatly amusing, but it splatter cynical all over the room. I gotta clean up now.

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Qyn

Hey, it works now!

Within moments, 15 people are lying in various states of liquid directly in front of the demon lord Kaz’rogal. As for the other 10 people, hey, they didn’t know you fuckers were starting.

XD

God, flashbacks of Hyjal.

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N8

My fav quote:
Now you get to split two or three prizes between the 25 of you. This means that you now get to add jealousy, greed and entitlement to a group dynamic built entirely around impatience, disrespect and retarded.

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15

I'm the one laying in a puddle out front because the hunter fucked up his misdirect after my distract rotation.

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Timmeh

<rambles> I had a dream that I pulled a boss while playing a mage the other night and I tried to pass it off as someone else's fault but I got combat log'd :( </rambles>

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Vasya

:(

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Qyn

15 wrote:
I'm the one laying in a puddle out front because the hunter fucked up his misdirect after my distract rotation.

Don't even get me started.

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Crazy Rambles

Timmeh wrote:
<rambles> I had a dream that I pulled a boss while playing a mage the other night and I tried to pass it off as someone else's fault but I got combat log'd :( </rambles>

I think I did say that and have that dream, correct? It sounds oddly familiar. Or I'm getting deja vu from that statement and came to that conclusion.

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Timmeh

No idea, but I did in fact have that dream. Maybe we had the same dream? Maybe you were the boss in my dream? D:

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yori

I'M THE BAOSS

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Crazy Rambles

Ah. That makes sense as well. Imagined scenarios looks like dreams when I try to recollect them. It gets a bit confusing, but not as much as dreams that seem to be real life instances (like waking up thinking one has a school project, your parents died or one can never see them again, or you'r on some cool battlefield that you have felt like you've been on for your entire life).