New Patch Notes (LOL)

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Faalon

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=75473049&sid=1

So wow...I don't think I stopped laughing for a half an hour. Druid changes are my favorite.

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Demonskin

Good stuff. XD

Favorites:
* In place of Silencing Shot in the Marksmanship tree will be Interrupting Shot. This attack does no damage but interrupts any spell being cast and prevents the caster from using that school again. Ever.
* Shadowfiends will no longer bother trying to hit bosses with area of effect abilities, instead preferring to cower in a dark corner and refund their mana cost.
* Druids will no longer have talents. Instead, Druids will have Mage form, Warrior form, Rogue form and Priest form. Each of these will turn the Druid into the respective class, complete with all abilities or talents of that class, and a set of Tier 7 gear equipped.
* The tooltip for Hemorrhage has been updated to inform the player that it is terrible for raiding.
* To better reflect the Paladin's intended role in groups, Paladins will no longer be able to wield weapons.

Skyviannes

/agreed :P

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Lycannon

Quote:

* Warrior rage generation has been reduced to balance the class. All successful melee attacks will now generate one rage point.
* Execute will now be usable when the target is below 90% health.
* Warrior auto attacks have now been replaced with Hamstrings.

Nahahaha.

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Crazy Rambles

O.o
one can't copy and paste from the real patch notes....now i've forgotten all the stuff from them
D:

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Crazy Rambles

also:
"* Removed the cooldown on Deathcoil and decreased its mana cost by 50%."
that would be an amazing spectacle...along w/ a 0.1sec GCD

"* Divine Intervention is no longer castable on Paladins, Druids, Priests or Shamans." XD
also, the warrior changes are pretty tight :p

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Crazy Rambles

O.O
no...no....IT CANT BE TRUEE!!!!!!!
"* All items will now have a maximum level in addition to a minimum, ensuring that nobody runs old content once they level past the old cap. "
WAHH!!!
/jumps into the Well of Urd

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Crazy Rambles

Lasciel wrote: all the time to write that and its not even funny GG
apparently some1 has NO sense of humor...or is only entertained by fart jokes

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15

Aint nothin wrong with a little fart joke.

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Crazy Rambles

well...when that's the only joke they can't get/understand, then there is a problem

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15

NO U