We need to recruit this guy:

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Fap

hahaha!

my disrespect in high school was never that funny.

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Lycannon

Hahaha.

Once this kid signed his name as Meow on a detention. Teacher was furious, it was hilarious. >>

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Qyn

Meow.

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Timmeh

I got in trouble for giving my name as Billy Bob to a teacher once. Or I would have, if she had my name :S

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Brian

I got detention for debating the existence of evolution to a teacher. I just felt her logic of proving it to be a fact was faulty, not that I didn't agree some sort of evolution happened. I think that class I spent more time out in the hall , then in the class room.

I also got detention for learning slipping in German swear words into my class projects for German. I tried to claim I thought they meant other things, but the teacher didn't buy it.

I also got detention before for putting down my career goal was an assassin. I don't know why considering I did a ton of research on the subject. They somehow thought that the detention would give me time to think about my goals in life.

I still think it would be cool and very profitable to be one.

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Crazy Rambles

18 wrote:
I got detention for debating the existence of evolution to a teacher. I just felt her logic of proving it to be a fact was faulty, not that I didn't agree some sort of evolution happened. I think that class I spent more time out in the hall , then in the class room.

I also got detention for learning slipping in German swear words into my class projects for German. I tried to claim I thought they meant other things, but the teacher didn't buy it.

I also got detention before for putting down my career goal was an assassin. I don't know why considering I did a ton of research on the subject. They somehow thought that the detention would give me time to think about my goals in life.

I still think it would be cool and very profitable to be one.


Troublemaker.... :P
hmm....the closest thing I did relative to this was putting "flammable at room temperature" on the "about me" for my chem class...no response on it though :(

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15

I got detention for breaking my hand on a kid's nose in 8th grade, and for ruining a kid's bracers in 4th grade, and for getting into a fight in 9th grade.

I also got detention for telling a teacher to shut up, stop threatening to punish us, and "do it already."

/SO BADASS

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Timmeh

Your school is lame. Fighting was like 5 years of suspension in my middle school D:

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Excalibur

You guys won't recruit me now >.<

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Crazy Rambles

bleh misspost

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Demonskin

They tried to expel me in 8th grade for putting another kid in the hospital. In my defense, I had a roomful of witnesses who could attest to the fact that he started the fight, and I didn't really start to wail on him 'til he broke a clipboard over my head.

Fortunately a roomful of witnesses provides a pretty strong alibi, and despite the kid's parents raising hell the school board couldn't do any more than suspend me for a while. I wonder if it happened in today's school climate how much differently it would have turned out.

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Narrative

I know that when I was in high school I almost got expelled for physically defending myself from unwanted sexual advances. Kid groped me during class; I planted my elbow in his gut. There were witnesses, but it didn't help. I don't think he got in trouble, even though by school rules, we were "equally at fault," whatever that means. The teacher said I was the aggressor. :P to that.

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Crazy Rambles

erm...what?!!?
punished for defending yourself...bleh
pull a Candide, and punish you for not making him bleed! :P
(actually that would be pretty interesting to witness an elbow cause that sort of dmg...hmm maybe if one had metal spikes on their elbows....)
i think my school dissuaded ppl from physically defending themselves, but only if that was their only option

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Lycannon

Khorium Elbow spikes?

I might be able to make those in WoTLK.

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Timmeh

I got 5 hours of in-school suspension in 6th grade for getting tackled to the ground by some dude. I did say something about his mother... but he stole my D&D book first.

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Crazy Rambles

yeah...the worst thing i did was getting into fights 9more push&shove sorts) with my friends in elem school
and then that other minor happenstance when I was Castro....
(oh and the time I went staggering through the halls in my zombie costume...but that was the end of the day and school was letting out...actually startled a few ppl, but most were like, "wtf!?!"...but I did ask my Eng teacher if it was ok to wear it, so not really a action of misbehavior)

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Vasya

Hey Tim, remember that time you got thrown off the chess team because you were like "IN YO FACE!" to the other team?

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Crazy Rambles

lol, I'd pay money to see that!

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Timmeh

Oh yeah! That was elementary school though. And it was a math team.
I walked up to them after we won by like 1 point, and was like "Hey, is it against the rules to say IN YO FACE!!"
And apparently it was against the rules. Oops.

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Crazy Rambles

XD

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Narrative

Ha!

IN YO FACE!

<3

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Timmeh

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Qyn

Friggen ret.

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Trumby

Awesome.

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Vasya

XD

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Killface

I love that it was referred by a GM.

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Lycannon

Haha, I think someone nabbed an office referral and had fun.

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Lycannon

Also, I finally got that red angry jibberish of computer talk (just now on this page) people we mentioning a few days ago:

user warning: Out of memory (Needed 1046540 bytes) query: SELECT t.tid, d.vid, BIT_OR(t.grant_list) AS grant_list FROM term_access t INNER JOIN term_data d ON t.tid=d.tid WHERE t.rid in ('2','4') AND grant_list = 1 group by t.tid, d.vid in /home/.harlot/sumul/amaranthian.com/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.

.harlot/sumul? O.o

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Crazy Rambles

yeah same thing happened to me too!
couldn't go to another page or refresh w/o it giving my the red text
:(
least it is working now