Applying to your guild.. my introduction thread

body-enchant

Hey guys my name is dan and this is my introduction thread. My characters on arathor are a 70 druid named Enchantica (yes there's a story behind that name) and a 70 mage named bodyknock (i did not name that one). I am anialis/hacims brother.. and i went to high school with Sumul. Im not sure what im really supposed to put here.. i play wow for the pvp, thats a definate. My mage is in full s1-s4 and my druid which only recently hit 70 is in the process of full s2-s4. If you have any questions for me just ask away, ill check in as often as i can to answer them.

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Crazy Rambles

Where would you be and what would you do if UFOs made of cheesecake attacked?

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Qyn

Ohay, Dan! I see your new secret password worked out. :)

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Timmeh

What's up, Big Dan? :D

body-enchant

haha not much not much.. yes its so secrative i may just keep it.. but only you and me will know! Well since i dont like cheesecake i'd be wherever the hell the cheesecake ufo's wern't, probably eating cake to spite them

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Will

So is the druid your main now?

body-enchant

Yeah, i still play the mage but definately on the druid more, i forgot to mention it is a resto druid btw

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Ariwyn

I think you should try a fire spec with your mage...then your mage would be your favorite. =) Welcome to our forums.

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Fap

You don't like cheesecake? I bet you don't drink water either, eh Pinko? You Commie bastards are always after our precious fluids! But fluids weren't enough for you, were they?! Now you want our cheesecake too! Well, I FOR ONE WON'T LET THAT STAND!!!

...

*ehem* Um, that is to say, um . . . Welcome. I, ah, apologize for the um, you know...

Just, ah, you do drink water, right?

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Narrative

If you don't like cheesecake... say, hypothetically, that these UFO invaders were opposed by carrot cake protectors of the planet? Would that change your response? If not, what books are you reading these days, if any?

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Crazy Rambles

body-enchant wrote:
haha not much not much.. yes its so secrative i may just keep it.. but only you and me will know! Well since i dont like cheesecake i'd be wherever the hell the cheesecake ufo's wern't, probably eating cake to spite them

lol, great

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Bela

hehe....welcome......cheesecake, UFO's, water and carrot cake....only in Ama.....I love it.....now where is that cheesecake...yummmy!!

body-enchant

Ariwyn wrote:
I think you should try a fire spec with your mage...then your mage would be your favorite. =) Welcome to our forums.

I was fire.. its by and far my favorite spec, unfortunately post-BC it became kind of a useless pvp spec in terms of arena.. to slow cast times.. to high mana usage..to low survivability :/

body-enchant

Fap wrote:

Just, ah, you do drink water, right?

all the time

body-enchant

Livetta wrote:
If you don't like cheesecake... say, hypothetically, that these UFO invaders were opposed by carrot cake protectors of the planet? Would that change your response? If not, what books are you reading these days, if any?

i like carrots but not in cake.. not cooked.. gross

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Fap

body-enchant wrote:
Fap wrote:

Just, ah, you do drink water, right?

all the time

Oh. Well, I guess that's okay then.

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Fazil

mmm...cheesecake UFOs...let me at 'em, I'll defeat them singlehandedly!

Oh, and, er, Welcome Dan.

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Ariwyn

Yeah, I die alot..and I don't pvp...but I get to burn stuff...... =)

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Beth

Welcome! Given the choice between cheesecake and normal cake, I'd take the normal cake too.

You know who makes rather mediocre cake? Whole Foods! The bastards! They always look really tasty too!

I make a pretty mean cake though. I should make cake for the 4th of July.

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Trumby

Pie > cake.

That is all.

body-enchant

I think you should make me a cake for the fourth of july.. and pie may only stand a chance of being > cake in one instance... oreo cream pie

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Ariwyn

Beth, I think your whole foods must just suck. Ours totally revamped their baker department and use a local bakery. We got our wedding reception cake from them and it was the best cake EVER. OR maybe you are just spoiled because you live so close to your whole foods..those of us who have to drive over 20 mins to get there are more hungry for their cake. It's true.

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Will

A friend of mine's mother is the Director of Baking for their local Whole Foods. They churn out some good stuff.

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Crazy Rambles

Trumby wrote:
Pie > cake.

That is all.


Cherry Cobbler > anything
no contest

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Sumul

That's not all your friend's mother churns.

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Beth

Other things they make are rather tasty, like their fruit tarts, but their cake is rather dry and bland. We've bought like 5 cakes from them over the course of a year, every time, pretty disappointing. It easily could just be our Whole Foods.

I had some fucking amazing cupcakes at my friend's wedding reception in Portland. MOIST! DELICIOUS! GOOD BUTTERCREAM FROSTING!!! I don't remember where they were from though.

I generally prefer cake over pie.

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Qyn

Sumul wrote:
That's not all your friend's mother churns.

Micah

Sumul wrote:
That's not all your friend's mother and I churn.

fixed

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Crazy Rambles

Mmmm, buttercream frosting

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Fap

Brambles Everroot wrote:
Mmmm, buttercream frosting

that's what she said

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yori

Micah wrote:
Sumul wrote:
That's not all the churning your mother does for the neighborhood.

fixed


double fixed

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Ariwyn

Dear Dan,

Most of our threads turn into this....so pls don't be surprised that your introduction has turned into a banter about buttercream and sex with people's moms.

That's how we roll.

body-enchant

haha not surprised at all :P

Micah

Yui wrote:
That's not all the churning I do for the neighborhood.

triple fixed

Falerin

Hello thar, Dan!

body-enchant

haha hey falerin, is my vote today :P?

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Qyn

New applications are up for discussion on Mondays and then polled on Fridays. Since you missed last Monday your discussion officially starts today (even though your thread has been up since last Thur).

body-enchant

ohhh nice, should i be campaigning? ;P

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Crazy Rambles

make sure your suit and tie match the ama colors :P

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Beth

Oooh campaigning! Are you going to kiss babies and drink beers with the common folk?

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Sumul

You need an awkward hand gesture that looks decisive but not aggressive. Something between a thumbs-up and pointing with your index finger. Maybe pointing with your thumb? Yeah. Do that whenever you talk.

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Ariwyn

And we need photos of this thumb pointing talking behavior.

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Narrative

Are we talking walkin' Lawton style campaigning? Are you going to walk to each of our towns and find ouy what's goin' on? Maybe bring pie? To our doors? I'll save a seat for you at the D&D table Friday night. :D

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Fazil

I'm glad someone remembers Lawton Chiles. He was an awesome politician and a good governor, and probably the last governor we'll have who truly represents those born and raised in Florida, save his lieutenant Buddy McKay who was only in office for a month.

Micah

Whismoon wrote:
Oooh campaigning! Are you going to kiss babies and drink beers with the common folk?

I'm faily certain it won't take a special occasion for Dan to be on board with this suggestion. Well at least the beers part, the babies maybe not so much.

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Brian

Livetta wrote:
Are we talking walkin' Lawton style campaigning? Are you going to walk to each of our towns and find ouy what's goin' on? Maybe bring pie? To our doors? I'll save a seat for you at the D&D table Friday night. :D

I would totally vote for any canadiate that sat down for a D&D session.

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Ariwyn

I would vote for anyone who brought me pie.

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Killface

WRONG.

RIGHT.

body-enchant

Whismoon wrote:
Oooh campaigning! Are you going to kiss babies and drink beers with the common folk?

Can i just stick with the beers?

body-enchant

Sumul wrote:
You need an awkward hand gesture that looks decisive but not aggressive. Something between a thumbs-up and pointing with your index finger. Maybe pointing with your thumb? Yeah. Do that whenever you talk.

As if my girlfriend doesnt look at me weirdly enough when im on vent.. now ill be pointing at the screen with my thumb

body-enchant

Micah wrote:
Whismoon wrote:
Oooh campaigning! Are you going to kiss babies and drink beers with the common folk?

I'm faily certain it won't take a special occasion for Dan to be on board with this suggestion. Well at least the beers part, the babies maybe not so much.

It's like he knows me or something ><

body-enchant

Lol and for my fourth post in a row... awesome clinton pics opet :P

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Sumul

C-C-C-Combo breaker!

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Qyn

Sorry Dan, your intro thread is now about horrifying photos of Hillary.

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Beth

Poor Hilary :(

How about parades, do you do parades?

body-enchant

It depends.. do i get to sit on the back of a cool car with a hot girl in a bikini and wave?

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Ariwyn

You can throw candy...but you'd have to find your own hot girl. We do not supply them.

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Fazil

body-enchant wrote:

It depends.. do i get to sit on the back of a cool car with a hot girl in a bikini and wave?

Not unless you're Gary Hart.

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Beth

Of course you do!

and be sure to bring a few backers wearing shirts that say "body-enchant '08" to throw candy to the crowds.

Also, what is your campaign slogan?

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Bela

eeeek....shivers at hilliary's pic......phew its just a nightmare....candy? yum yum candy :) body-enchant '08 i like that slogan.....where do i vote?

body-enchant

members section i think!

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Beth

Now is your opportunity to do some good old fashioned getting out the vote!

Here is a slogan for you:

"Don't be a pissant, vote for Body-Enchant!"

body-enchant

lol, when does the vote end anyway?

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Sumul

It is the vote that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend.

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Brian

Sumul wrote:
It is the vote that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend.

Some people started voting not really sure what the discussion was, but continued to vote just because . It is the vote that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend.

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Sumul

Keroth wrote:
Sumul wrote:
It is the vote that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend.

Some people started voting not really sure what the discussion was, but continued to vote just because . It is the vote that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend.


Some people started voting not really sure what the discussion was, but continued to vote just because . It is the vote that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend.

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Crazy Rambles

Until they started notice'n, they couldn't vote again

body-enchant

lol, you know i think its almost sad that after our generation no one will understand the lamb chop references

Micah

body-enchant wrote:
lol, when does the vote end anyway?

makes you wonder why he doesn't just ask me doesn it